Feb 5th, 2008
Politics, shmolotics
Today is Super Tuesday. It’s very likely that after today we’ll know who the parties’ candidates will be or at least have a pretty good idea of what the ballots will look like.
Via Franklin at the Panopticon, Dolores has announced her own candidacy and platform—which, as you might expect, is very knitting-oriented.
I have nothing against pro-yarn proposals, but I do expect a bit more depth from any politicians I choose to endorse. So I was pleased to see, at the Park Bench, a political platform I like. To paraphrase William Shatner, “I can get behind that!”*
My favorite points are “Mary McDonnell will be named Secretary of Education…just in case” (BSG, anyone?) and “We all will be issued jet packs and robots.”
I mean, really—who couldn’t use a jet pack and a robot? I’m convinced that if everyone had them, the world would be a much better place.
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*If you’re looking for a music recommendation, I can say that Shatner’s Has Been truly is terrific. It’s great in all that ways that his Transformed Man
—which I admit to owning as well—is bad. Then again, The Transformed Man was so bad that it actually transcended its own awfulness and became kind of good…

Hear, Hear! Mary McDonnell for Secretary of Education! And robots too! Now I have a write-in candidate to back…
Hi Marsha! I got impatient and decided to pick a winner for my mini-contest and the random number gen picked you. Email me your address so I can send your prize to you :-)
Frank: And don’t you agree that Shatner should get an Oscar, too?
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Chelle: Wow! Thanks!
I love, love, love Has Been!