Comments on: Who knew? http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/ but not necessarily in that order Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:29:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Marsha http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7608 Marsha Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:24:05 +0000 http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7608 Gina's comment raises an interesting question: who'd win a moose vs. ostrich faceoff? Ostriches have their Dance of Death, but moose have all-around misanthropy on their side. Gina’s comment raises an interesting question: who’d win a moose vs. ostrich faceoff? Ostriches have their Dance of Death, but moose have all-around misanthropy on their side.

]]> By: Frank http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7592 Frank Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:49:39 +0000 http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7592 Wow. I had no idea they could be that dangerous. That character from Swiss Family Robinson was nuts, then. Wow. I had no idea they could be that dangerous. That character from Swiss Family Robinson was nuts, then.

]]> By: Katie J http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7591 Katie J Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:00:41 +0000 http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7591 Good tips. I'll consider them when I visit the ostrich farms in San Diego. Nothing like dancing with an ostrich. Good tips. I’ll consider them when I visit the ostrich farms in San Diego. Nothing like dancing with an ostrich.

]]> By: Chris http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7590 Chris Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:07:33 +0000 http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7590 Most like not rip you open. Eep. Most like not rip you open. Eep.

]]> By: Gina http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7589 Gina Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:49:34 +0000 http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7589 So the two dudes from <i>Dude, Where Is My Car</i> were RIGHT to be terrified of the ostriches (or are they llamas?)! It must be the equivalent to getting stomped on my a moose. Maybe a little worse, because these ostriches sound smarter than moose. Now I have a new curse to lay on an enemy: "I hope a ostrich dances on your face." Lovely. So the two dudes from Dude, Where Is My Car were RIGHT to be terrified of the ostriches (or are they llamas?)!

It must be the equivalent to getting stomped on my a moose. Maybe a little worse, because these ostriches sound smarter than moose. Now I have a new curse to lay on an enemy: “I hope a ostrich dances on your face.” Lovely.

]]> By: Shannah http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7587 Shannah Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:17:14 +0000 http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7587 Scary!!! I'm glad you shared these tips, so that next time I'm faced with an angry ostrich, I'll know what to do. (But, I'm not sure that being "danced on" sounds great.) People keep these as pets. Can you believe it? Scary!!!

I’m glad you shared these tips, so that next time I’m faced with an angry ostrich, I’ll know what to do. (But, I’m not sure that being “danced on” sounds great.)

People keep these as pets. Can you believe it?

]]> By: Scott http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7586 Scott Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:27:59 +0000 http://first-things-first.net/2009/03/30/who-knew/#comment-7586 This is the best part (under "playing dead") "The bird will still likely stand on you--it's been described as dancing by some who've gone through the experience--and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand." How many people can say they've been danced upon by an ostrich?! This is the best part (under “playing dead”)

“The bird will still likely stand on you–it’s been described as dancing by some who’ve gone through the experience–and it may even sit on you for a while, but it will most likely not rip you open if you do this equivalent of burying your head in the sand.”

How many people can say they’ve been danced upon by an ostrich?!

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