Chuck Norris got shot, but he reached into his own gullet, retrieved the bullet, flung it so hard that it orbited the planet, re-entered the atmosphere and struck his assailant so violently that the would-be assassin vaporized instantly and was tossed so far back in the space-time continuum that the shooting never even occurred. Chuck then sat down to breakfast.
Those are awesome.
Haha! Love this!
Chuck Norris got shot, but he reached into his own gullet, retrieved the bullet, flung it so hard that it orbited the planet, re-entered the atmosphere and struck his assailant so violently that the would-be assassin vaporized instantly and was tossed so far back in the space-time continuum that the shooting never even occurred. Chuck then sat down to breakfast.
@Cap J: Your comment totally made my day. :)